From Karl Pilkington's diary, as broadcasted in the Ricky Gervais Show:
Steve -reading Karl's diary-: "I read a bit in the news about people being injured while trying to cut open avocados. It's a fruit that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts. I have never bought one. I have also avoided coconuts and pineapples. The amount of hassle to get into these things outweighs the joys they give. Is the same reason I've never bought a pair of Doctor Martin’s boots: too much hassle when it's time to take them off.
Karl: "Yeh, a lot of my mates used to wear them back in the eighties, you know, you can't just kick them off, can you? It's a bit of evil.”
Is Karl a simpleton or a genius? I still don’t know… but I love to listen to them on the radio.